![]() 10/17/2016 at 17:16 • Filed to: would you rather, dd, track, burn, aston martin db9, maserati coupe, bentley continental gt, dodge viper | ![]() | ![]() |
The year is 2004 and you just got your annual bonus check from the company and you need a new car to make everyone else look in your personal parking spot’s direction, race around the world’s tracks, and something to drive across Europe when you and the lady go to your yacht in the South of France. Which would you choose?
Up first is the “Most beautiful car ever made.” The Aston Martin DB9
Up next is the “Most Villainous” car manufacture’s pride. The Maserati Coupe
Next up is the “manor on wheels.” The Bentley Continental GT
Last but not least is “the last car you’ll ever drive” Dodge Viper
Personally:
DD: Bentley
GT: DB9
Track: Viper
Burn: Rebadged Ferrari
![]() 10/17/2016 at 17:23 |
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Daily - Aston
GT - Bentley
Track - Viper
Burn - Posermobile
![]() 10/17/2016 at 17:24 |
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ohhh.
DD: Aston. I clearly have back up cars, and its been pretty reliable for Doug, and i get to see its sexy boo-tay daily.
GT: The house. Big bentlys are made for that shit.
track: viper. MANUAL. 8.4L V10. ACR. WINGS. BOOST IN THE FUTURE
burn: the fake ferrari. its going to sooner or later anyways
![]() 10/17/2016 at 17:25 |
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Correct answer right here!
![]() 10/17/2016 at 17:29 |
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Daily- Bentley
GT- Masser
Track- Aston
Burn Viper, ‘Cause I’m too much of a pussy to even drive it on track :)
![]() 10/17/2016 at 17:30 |
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Ha ha ha, at least you are honest
![]() 10/17/2016 at 17:31 |
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I don’t know, I think I would rather GT that glorious Aston and cruise around town and get groceries in the Bentley.
![]() 10/17/2016 at 17:34 |
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DD Aston
Track Viper
Gt Maserati
Burn the ugly volkswagen thing
![]() 10/17/2016 at 17:38 |
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Dd: Bentley
Gt: Db
Track: Maserati
Burn: straight line machine
![]() 10/17/2016 at 17:42 |
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HA!
![]() 10/17/2016 at 17:50 |
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Why burn CaptDale? lol
More like:
drive: Dodge Viper
GT: Maserati Quattroporte
Track: Aston Martin (because thats the last thing the track people expect :P)
And last, instead of Burn its *you don’t want to use the car but you don’t want it to go away either*: Bentley (because who needs a champagne cooler and jewelry armrest box in their car, really)
![]() 10/17/2016 at 17:54 |
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DD Bentley
Track Viper
GT Aston
Burn Maserati
![]() 10/17/2016 at 18:07 |
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Burn because you have the money to and why not?! MWA HA HA
![]() 10/17/2016 at 18:18 |
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DD the Maserati because it’s compact (easy to park in the city) and makes a great noise.
GT the Aston.
Track the Viper.
Burn the Bentley (as much as I like them, they’re probably the least reliable of the cars listed above, maybe save for the Aston. The Aston makes up for it in soul, though).
![]() 10/17/2016 at 18:32 |
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Astons are plenty reliable.
![]() 10/17/2016 at 18:34 |
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Well I should have known captdale would make it weird by having a kid in the frame of a house on fire. lol
![]() 10/17/2016 at 18:41 |
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not weird... at all
![]() 10/17/2016 at 18:42 |
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Agreed. That gen Maser is pretty rubbish IIRC, especially compared to the rest here.
![]() 10/17/2016 at 18:50 |
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fair enough. (still don’t understand why the kid has to have that look on her face)
![]() 10/17/2016 at 18:51 |
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Cause she set it on fire of course
![]() 10/17/2016 at 19:09 |
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DD Maserati till it breaks then burn it and DD the viper
GT the aston
Track the Volkswagen er Bentley...
![]() 10/17/2016 at 19:30 |
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If memory serves correctly, first year ones had some annoying electrical and trim issues. Meanwhile, a Maserati Coupe with the 6 speed manual will be quite reliable (speaking from experiences of people I know), and a Viper as reliable as gravity.
![]() 10/17/2016 at 19:32 |
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Shh shh shh shh, you may not speak such LIES AND SLANDER!
![]() 10/17/2016 at 21:18 |
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DD: Aston
GT: Bentley
Track: Maserati
Burn: the peasant’s sports car
![]() 10/17/2016 at 23:12 |
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DD: Viper. Though the 3rd gen is my least favorite snake, Vipers are my weakness. I wanna drive one every day of my life.
GT: DB9. Achingly beautiful and would be perfect to tour in.
Track: GranSport. With a manual, it wouldn’t be the most unreliable thing in the world, and it’d be a blast to hear the engine sing on the track.
Burn: Continental GT. Pretty, comfortable, and fast, but Lord Almighty they are nightmarish to own. My grandpa had a beautiful dark blue ‘05 with a cream/blue two-tone interior and it was utterly gorgeous, but he couldn’t wait to sell it after a couple years because it was nothing but one expensive problem after another with that thing. When it was running right, though, it could definitely haul the mail.
![]() 10/18/2017 at 20:40 |
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DD Maser - I want to hear it every day.
GT Aston - It’s what it was made for, beautiful car too.
Track Viper - Makes sense given the discomfort and power it provides.
Burn Bentley - Not a bad car, but is just the least appealing out of the 4 to me.